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Lightbulb the 'f' word etymology (Origins)
Posted by: Colin - 11-18-2022, 01:00 PM - Forum: General random discussions - No Replies

funny but true; the f word etymology (sourceSmile from academic.com:


Fuckcan be used as a verbadverbadjectiveimperativeinterjectionand nounIt has various metaphorical meaningsTo be "fuckedcan mean to be cheated (e.g., "I got fucked by a scam artist"), or to be broken or ruined (e.g., "my computer is fucked") as well as to be sexually penetratedAs a noun "a fuckor "a fuckermay describe a contemptible person. "A fuckmay mean an act of copulationThe word can be used as an interjectionand its participle is sometimes used as a strong (not necessarily negativeemphaticThe verb to fuck may be used transitively or intransitivelyand it appears in compoundsincluding fuck offfuck upfuck youand fuck withIn less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), fuck or fuck with can mean to mess aroundor to deal with unfairly or harshlyIn a phrase such as "don't give a fuck", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little valueIn "what the fuck?!", it serves merely as an intensiveIf something is very abnormal or annoying, "This is fucked up!" may be said.

Most literally, to fuck is to copulate, but it is also used as a more general expletive or intensifier. Some instances of the word can be taken at face value, such as "Let's fuck", "I would fuck her/him", or "He/she fucks". Other uses are dysphemistic: The sexual connotation, usually connected to masturbation (in the case of "go fuck yourself" or "go fuck your ass"), is invoked to incite additional disgust, or express anger or outrage. For example, "Fuck that!", "Fuck no!", "Fuck off", or "Fuck you!". By itself, fuck is usually used as an exclamation, indicating surprise, pain, fear, disgust, disappointment, anger, or a sense of extreme elation. In this usage, there is no connection to the sexual meaning of the word implied, and is used purely for its "strength" as a vulgarity. Additionally, other uses are similarly vacuous; fuck (or variations such as "the fuck" or "fucking") could be removed and leave a sentence of identical syntactical meaning. For example, rap music often uses the word fucking as an emphatic adjective ("I'm the fucking man") for the word's rhythmic properties.

Onceon a misty Scottish airfieldan airman was changing the magneto on the engine of a Wellington bomberSuddenly his wrench slipped and he flung it on the grass and snarled, "FuckThe fucking fucker's fucked." The bystanders were all quite well aware that he had stripped a bolt and skinned his knuckles.[11]

Perhaps the earliest usage of the word in popular music was the 1938 Eddy Duchin release of the Louis Armstrong song "Ol' Man Mose". The words created a scandal at the time, resulting in sales of 170,000 copies during the Great Depression years when sales of 20,000 were considered blockbuster. The verse reads:
Quote:(We believe) He kicked the bucket,
(We believe) Yeah man, buck-buck-bucket,
(We believe) He kicked the bucket and ol' man mose is dead,
(We believe) Ahh, fuck it!
(We believe) Buck-buck-bucket,
(We believe) He kicked the bucket and ol' man mose is dead.

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  classic doom (1 + 2) hacks, fth666, etc
Posted by: Colin - 06-17-2022, 10:09 AM - Forum: Gaming - No Replies

i just played these doom 1 sequels/hacks and actually beat them so i recommend them.

"thy flesh consumed" AKA episode 4 of doom 1- fun; beat w/o getting lost.

FTH666 - really fun hack - Flashback to Hell : https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels...d-f/fth666

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Rainbow cayenne tea
Posted by: Colin - 05-15-2022, 06:38 PM - Forum: General random discussions - Replies (1)

cayenne tea really warms things up a bit  Angry Angry Angry

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  Whoscar is running slow
Posted by: Keven - 02-01-2022, 08:39 AM - Forum: WHOSCAR - Replies (1)

People are getting old and slow…
Slot cars are becoming extinct….
So are malls and drive-in theatres! Exclamation Exclamation

At least there’s still bowling alley’s  Big Grin

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  text jokes
Posted by: Colin - 01-31-2022, 06:13 PM - Forum: General random discussions - No Replies

Here's some text jokes ya'llz.

Quote:(via haruth dot com)

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT - http://www.haruth.com/Jokes/hell.html

The following is an actual question given on a Louisiana State University chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


SANTA CLAUS: An Engineer's Perspectivehttp://haruth.com/Jokes/Jokes.htm#Santa%...0Engineers

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the  world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for  Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per house hold, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at  least one good child in each.
II. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7  visits per  second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get  back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house.

Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second --- 3,000 times the speed of sound.  For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can  run (at best) 15 miles per hour.

III. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming  that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself.  On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them  Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting  the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).

IV. 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance --- this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a  spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer  would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short,  they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.  Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s.. in .001 seconds, would be  subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which  seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and  reducing him
to a quivering blob of pink goo.

  V.  Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now


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  Favorite chiptunes mix
Posted by: Colin - 11-01-2021, 05:35 AM - Forum: Music - Replies (2)

Here's a mix of all my fave/bestest chiptunes that i know of (zip coming soon, testing sf)

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  Donkey Kong Land (I) (Gameboy)
Posted by: Colin - 10-28-2021, 03:08 PM - Forum: Gaming - No Replies

This is a fun overlooked classic IMO, on/for the original Gameboy.

I actually beat it.
Check it out if you can::

Donkey Kong Land [gameboy game]

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  "DeltaChat" - view your email like IMs
Posted by: Colin - 08-26-2021, 11:51 AM - Forum: Nerdy - No Replies

check this out


no relation to delta virus that i know of.

it lets you view your emails like a messenger app. i like it.  for free Cool .

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  yodel song
Posted by: Keven - 08-22-2021, 06:37 PM - Forum: Post a Song - Replies (1)

If you don’t know the words, just hum along!

Best yodel song... ever.

Focus - hocus pocus

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Wink 'Web Apps' - run sites as apps
Posted by: Colin - 08-20-2021, 07:59 AM - Forum: Nerdy - No Replies

check this cool thing - "'Web Apps' - run websites as apps"


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